"G-men"

He didn't play much on the team, but don't let that fool ya
in field hockey, I know Hem could school ya
HOOWAH BOOYAH
in your face
fresh lyrics like John Reu straight outta the Showcase
let me change pace and give you a little taste
of my words flowing over an open space HRA!
Hem's got the vision 
he strikes with precision
this is his life and he's the one livin' it
sometimes the gutter, sometimes the pins
but whatever happens this fella wins
i hurl my fireball like a lightening bolt from Thor
rip a hole in the ten pin thunder as an encore
Kristin lets fly just like a pro bowler
her punches come slow, but she'll still knock out your molars
Ashley's in the alley in the very next set
she hasn't met your bowling potential yet
I'll bet you've heard her say,
"Someday, you're gonna be okay."
Jake comes through, picks up a spare
rockin' out his spiky Spike Ley hair
he's makin' me grin, making me keep my chin high
we'll be together until the day we die
speakin' of triumvirate, my other brother Small
covers my back when it is up against the wall
when we and the rest of our crew unite,
our energies combine and we shine so bright
so come join and unite
I promise that we don't bite
when we get together and unite
we have fun in the sun and the moonlight

(HOOK)
Hem's leaving at semester and I hate to see Hem go
but I won't let sadness fester cause I know....
that he'll be with me forever in any place I go
I can think about our friendship and smile....

So Hem's the coach and Jon is the student 
can't stop now I've got to keep moving
like Lindsay Diak kicks at soccer 
slammed my head into my locker
next time I think I better block her 
Jon Young is a Green Day rocker rock! rock! 
and he plays hockey 
we are the people and this is the spot, see?
hip cool like Fonzi, to all y'all gratzi! 
we roll out like we play yahtzee
Sinan's a Turk who swears like a sailor 
at the game of pool he is no failure 
from the rack to the pocket there's no way to stop it 
we knock fool pride right outta socket
if ya got a false front you can go ahead and drop it 
cuz we just wanna have fun, man we wanna rock it
with YU-GI-HEY YU-GI-OH!  
we used to play the game and Hem watched the show
let's continue the flow of people we know 
with Mutschler who could be a on a comedy show
Lee, off the hook and over the top 
he makes people laugh and he just don't stop
like a wave rushing down the street, sometimes in the gutter 
days are better spent with Lee like bread is better spread with butter
you know what else? I like the Ninja Turtles 
and Megan McCalla is a TMNT girl
now don't misinterpret when I say Megan is phat 
she passed the pH test and she didn't stop with that
when it comes to cool she wrote the book 
now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to throw in the hook 

(HOOK)
Hem's leaving at semester and I hate to see Hem go
but I won't let sadness fester cause I know....
that he'll be with me forever in any place I go
I can think about our friendship and smile....

from coast to coast Hem is revered  
in fact Hem is known in both HEMispheres
Hem is here Hem is there Hem is everywhere 
Hem is a man beyond compare
most people find themselves to be Hemophiles
he always helps his friends and it's service with a smile
he comes through for you like stations on a radio dial
and his good nature spreads a radius of 20 miles
Tony Chen is a math math master
you think you're quick, well he's fast fast faster
he gobbles up math problems like they were candy
he's fulla deep thoughts I'm talkin' more than Jack Handey
yes he's a good guy and just like Hem
he knows what's up and so he flashes the "M"
lots of people flash the sign including John Reu
(well that's only cuz I asked him to)
Matt Horrell aka the Director 
it's safe to say he's got a positive vector
that drives him to masterpieces on the screen  
unlike this world has ever seen
his wit is keen and sharp as a knife 
but don't invite yourself to his house or he'll threaten your life
Mr. Tom's a giant but call him vertically outstanding
he is not too demanding
he acts kinda crazy he only wants to have fun
with the rest of us, he's close to Normal as Bloomington
lots of nights we spent 'round the pool table
make a trick shot if you're able
i scratched the cue ball at least fifteen times
I think that deserves another round of high fives
for many years we have shared our lives as friends
from when we first met to beyond high school's end
now you know part of what G-men are about
so here are some words to take this track out
so often we crash-land in Jake's basement
good and bad memories we're always creatin'
love and understanding, gotta fight against hatin'
peace I'm gonna make one last statement

(HOOK)
you're leaving in December, yeah I guess you have to go
I hope you'll always remember and you'll know....
that I'll be with you forever in any place you go
You can think about our friendship and smile....